OK, between being Chairperson of the Activities Committee, Coordinator for the 6th Retama’s Walk through the Village and my Weekly Newsletter I just don’t have time for the blog. So instead of closing it down I thought I’d start posting articles from the Newsletter. Hope you enjoy.
Pet Spot
By Pepperpuppy Moore
I’d like to introduce you to “Little Jack” who just arrived in Retama this week from Wisconsin.
Pepper: So L. Jack what do you think of Retama so far. And will you get your nose out of my butt
L.Jack: Oh Wow, I’ve seen so many people that look just like me
Pepper: Those are called puppies, not people
L.Jack: Huh?
Pepper: Puppies like us walk on four legs and people walk on two
L. Jack: Huh? Why would they only walk on two legs and just let those other two hang from their sides
Pepper: Those are called arms. And will you PLEASE get your nose out of there
L. Jack: But I was just looking for your boy part
Pepper: Ah, I don’t have a boy part, I have a girl part
L. Jack : A What!! Let me look again
Pepper: Whoa there Little Jack
L. Jack: Yup, your right, can’t find no boy parts, want ‘a see mine
Pepper: No, that’s ok, - ---- and will you quit jumping on top of my head
L. Jack: But if you don’t have a boy part how do you go
Pepper: never mind, let’s get back to my questions. How old are you
L. Jack: my mom said I’m five months old
Pepper: And what do you like to do the most
L. Jack: Well I use to like to play with my toys, but now I think I’ll look for girl parts
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