Saturday, January 18, 2014

Retama Connection’s Articles

OK, between being Chairperson of the Activities Committee, Coordinator for the 6th Retama’s Walk through the Village and my Weekly Newsletter I just don’t have time for the blog. So instead of closing it down I thought I’d start posting articles from the Newsletter. Hope you enjoy.

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By Pepperpuppy Moore

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I’d like to introduce you to “Little Jack” who just arrived in Retama this week from Wisconsin.

Pepper: So L. Jack what do you think of Retama so far. And will you get your nose out of my butt

L.Jack: Oh Wow, I’ve seen so many people that look just like me

Pepper: Those are called puppies, not people

L.Jack: Huh?

Pepper: Puppies like us walk on four legs and people walk on two

L. Jack: Huh? Why would they only walk on two legs and just let those other two hang from their sides

Pepper: Those are called arms. And will you PLEASE get your nose out of there

L. Jack: But I was just looking for your boy part

Pepper: Ah, I don’t have a boy part, I have a girl part

L. Jack : A What!! Let me look again

Pepper: Whoa there Little Jack

L. Jack: Yup, your right, can’t find no boy parts, want ‘a see mine

Pepper: No, that’s ok, - ---- and will you quit jumping on top of my head

L. Jack: But if you don’t have a boy part how do you go

Pepper: never mind, let’s get back to my questions. How old are you

L. Jack: my mom said I’m five months old

Pepper: And what do you like to do the most

L. Jack: Well I use to like to play with my toys, but now I think I’ll look for girl parts

L. Jack: I wonder if girl parts squeak like my toys, can I look at yours again
Pepper: Absolutely not!!! And this interview is over until you are at least 12 months old
L. Jack: Hey Patches come here a minute