Sunday, February 2, 2014

Pepper Interviews Blaze

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This week I get to introduce a brand new puppy to Retama. His name is Blaze Kaye and he lives on Lark.

Pepper: Tell me Blaze, how did you meet your folks?

Blaze: I saw this lady and thought she would make a good mom. So I went up to her and sat right down on her foot and looked at her with my sad eyes.

Pepper: And did it work the way you wanted.

Blaze: Sure did, she picked me up and I gave her some kisses and she was a goner. She called my new dad and told him to come where we were at; she had a surprise for him.

Pepper: So what kind of puppy are you and how old?

Blaze: My new Doctor said I’m an Austrian Shepard and I’m about 12 weeks old.

Pepper: What’s the best part of being in your new home?

Blaze: Well I have two sisters now that are called kitty cats. And I get lots of hugs from my folks

Pepper: What do you think of Retama.

Blaze: So far I really like it. I’ve met some other puppies and they are nice but I’m a little scared of them. And I really like going to the puppy park. There hasn’t been any other puppy there when I went but there are some awesome toys to play on. Mom said I’m really smart because I know how to climb up the ladders.

Blaze is a cute little puppy that I think will become a great addition to our Retama Puppy Family. Once he is settled in we can all work together to teach him how to start his butt sniff directory and how to leave and send pee-mail.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Retama Connection’s Articles

OK, between being Chairperson of the Activities Committee, Coordinator for the 6th Retama’s Walk through the Village and my Weekly Newsletter I just don’t have time for the blog. So instead of closing it down I thought I’d start posting articles from the Newsletter. Hope you enjoy.

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By Pepperpuppy Moore

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I’d like to introduce you to “Little Jack” who just arrived in Retama this week from Wisconsin.

Pepper: So L. Jack what do you think of Retama so far. And will you get your nose out of my butt

L.Jack: Oh Wow, I’ve seen so many people that look just like me

Pepper: Those are called puppies, not people

L.Jack: Huh?

Pepper: Puppies like us walk on four legs and people walk on two

L. Jack: Huh? Why would they only walk on two legs and just let those other two hang from their sides

Pepper: Those are called arms. And will you PLEASE get your nose out of there

L. Jack: But I was just looking for your boy part

Pepper: Ah, I don’t have a boy part, I have a girl part

L. Jack : A What!! Let me look again

Pepper: Whoa there Little Jack

L. Jack: Yup, your right, can’t find no boy parts, want ‘a see mine

Pepper: No, that’s ok, - ---- and will you quit jumping on top of my head

L. Jack: But if you don’t have a boy part how do you go

Pepper: never mind, let’s get back to my questions. How old are you

L. Jack: my mom said I’m five months old

Pepper: And what do you like to do the most

L. Jack: Well I use to like to play with my toys, but now I think I’ll look for girl parts

L. Jack: I wonder if girl parts squeak like my toys, can I look at yours again
Pepper: Absolutely not!!! And this interview is over until you are at least 12 months old
L. Jack: Hey Patches come here a minute